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Tom Thumb On Kisses

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Date: January 2, 1847
Publication: Littell's Living Age
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I walks up to the queen, who was a sittin' by the tea-things. "I'm very happy, general," said her majesty, "to see you here. Genius, though ever so small -- if it is genius, general -- is welcome to this fire-place."

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Upon this, I bowed, as any gentleman would do to any lady.

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"General," said gracious majesty, "allow me to introduce my husband." Whereupon Prince Albert said in the most affable manner --

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"I hope to improve the acquaintance of the general, when we go a gunning together," and then royal highness went on with his tea.

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"Do you take sugar, general?" said gracious majesty with tongs in her hand.

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"I do, madam," said I; for I found my voice a coming hack agin.

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"Which do you prefer?" -- said gracious majesty, with a smile that seemed to turn me into a lump of honey -- "which sugar do you prefer, white or brown?"

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"Either," said I, "but if it is n't slave-grown, I'm a true republican, and won't touch a tarnation morsel." -- Punch.

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